Bike thief vs Street justice

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"Here's the story. I was having brunch on first ave and first street with a a couple of friends including Alfred. It was a pretty sunny day and a good there was a good amount of pedestrian traffic. Nothing unusual. Alfred went out to make a call and spotted someone looking over his bike. Nothing unusual, he got a hot ass cannondale with hot ass wheels. The guy was average looking, had a helmet and a bag. looked like your average joe casual biker. Suddenly this dude gets on his knees and pulls out a drill. At first Alfred thought he wanted to steal his wheels, until he saw the DRILL. Is this what it has come out to?! People stealing bike with drills? Anyways as he was getting ready to drill the U-lock, Alfred comes in the restaurant and yells, Yooooo! someones trying to steal my bike, lets go get him! And let me tell you, this asshole tried stealing the wrong bike. First it was a bike messengers bike and second it was Alfred's bike and the motherf*cker got a temper sometimes so we roll out to this dude and start pounding him. My first instinct was to get my U-lock and bang on him but my bike was already locked up so we bumbrushed this dude and started pounding him. Everybody is watching and wondering why this dude is being plumeted but at that point we don't give a f*ck. We had to make sure this asshole dosen't do it again. Me personally I have had 2 bikes stolen in like a month apart. F*ck that shit. He did't even look like a bike thief! so while pounding him I reach out to put my phone in my pocket and realized I had a camera on my wait. I pulled it out and captured the second half of the beating!"

His Tools of Trade.

Big up for Alfred and Vic! I wish I could search through this thief's apartment. My bike could be still sleeping there...